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Top 20 Funny Love Quotes

Humor is an indispensable part of our life. Top 20 funny love quotes are some of the most awesome collections that can add spice to your love life. Most importantly, these quotes have been appreciated by a majority of the lovers.

When love takes a backseat in a relationship, love quotes do everything towards making your relation grow fonder. Top 20 funny love quotes make an amazing recipe of an interesting love relation.

Be it any occasion, these humor quotes can be a pleasurable retreat for your beloved. Classic quotes often sound too serious. When you want to give a beautiful twist to your relation, try these amazing funny quotes.

Here comes the to 20 funny love quotes.

1. "I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox."
Woody Allen

2. "The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty."
Woody Allen

3. "Women marry men hoping they will change.
Men marry women hoping they will not.
So each is inevitably disappointed."
Albert Einstein


4. "A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him."
Brendan Francis


5. "Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch."
Cathy Carlyle


6. "There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart."
Melanie Griffith


7. "By the time you swear you're his,
Shivering and sighing,
And he vows his passion
is infinite, undying -
Lady, make note of this: One of you is lying."
Dorothy Parker


8. "Romantic love is mental illness. But it's a pleasurable one. It's a drug. It distorts reality, and that's the point of it. It would be impossible to fall in love with someone that you really saw."
Fran Lebowitz


9. "To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all."
Helen Rowland


10. "Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your house, you can never tell."
Joan Crawford


11. "You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love; the running across fields into your lover's arms can only come later when you're sure they won't laugh if you trip.
Jonathan Carroll


12. "Love is a grave mental disease."
Plato


13. "A love without indiscretion is no lover at all."
Thomas Hardy


14. I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.
Walt Disney


15. "What female heart can despise gold?" - Thomas Gray


16. "I love being married. It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life."
- Rita Rudner


17. "Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open and it stays. Clutch it, and it darts away."
- Dorothy Parker


18. "Oh, life is a glorious cycle of song,
A medley of extemporanea;
And love is a thing that can never go wrong;
And I am Marie of Roumania."
Dorothy Parker


19. "My heart's in the right place. I know, 'cuz I hid it there."
- Carrie Fisher


20. "We cannot really love anybody without whom we never laugh."
- Alice Reppler


21. "To laugh often and love much... to appreciate beauty, to find the best in others, to give one's self... this is to have succeeded."
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Mario Teguh (15-10-2010 Quote)

Ketulusan adalah wajah
dari hati yang damai
dan pikiran yang jenih,

yang tak mungkin berpendar teduh
...dari hati yang gerah,
dan tak mungkin mengalir jernih
dari pikiran yang keruh.

Dengannya, yang Anda lakukan
menjadi ungkapan kasih sayang
kepada mereka yang Anda layani

Anda menjadi jiwa yang baik,
yang mendamaikan
bagi yang menyaksikan,
bahwa tidak ada dalam diri Anda
kemampuan untuk merugikan mereka.

``Mario Teguh``